Let’s talk about Zoey for a moment.

Zoey is basically 2000% cooler than everyone ever. She’s smart, she’s nice, she’s funny, she’s talented, and she’s socially apt. She’ll kick you and your Pokemon’s asses into next year with gorgeous combinations and smart strategies, all while wearing a smile and a sweet pair of sunglasses. When she makes a mistake, she owns up to it like an adult and apologizes. She doesn’t take crap from anyone, and she’ll defend her friends tooth and nail.

Oh, Jessilina’s making fun of Dawn? Let me just stand on my sprained ankle like a BAMF and take you and your Pokemon down.

Oh, Paul’s being rude to Ash? "Just who do you think you are?”

Plus, she becomes Top Coordinator. Do you know what Top Coordinator is? It’s like a celebrity in the Pokemon world, and according to Jessie, they get things like movie deals, modeling gigs, sponsorships, and record offers.

And she’s like, what? 15 at most? She’s probably more successful than you’ll ever be.

Conclusion: Zoey’s cool, ur not.

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